Poker can get people a little on edge – check out our top five poker rants and be glad you’re not them…
If you haven’t heard Tony Sandstrom’s legendary rants you need to head straight to YouTube. The man known as ‘tuff_fish’ became a legend when videos of him losing online surfaced. As his catchphrase, ‘F*%k me to goddamn tears!’ implies, he’s not the greatest loser.
2. Brandon Cantu
If you want to watch a grown man crumble into a whiny toddler you could do worse than watch Brandon Cantu cry how he lost heads-up in a 2012 WSOPE event. Also look out for the presenter attempt to refrain from laughing.
3. The Congressman’s son
When you are the son of a United States Congressman you should probably avoid making a buffoon of yourself online. Luckily for us, this privileged child didn’t agree – he really worked that guy!
4. I could kill a penguin
Sometimes swearing is really funny. Especially when it’s by two cartoons characters in a sauna, raging about the injustices of a bad beat. We’ve all been there…
5. Phil Hellmuth
No list of poker rants is complete without an appearance from the Poker Brat.