Poker can get people a little on edge – check out our top five poker rants and be glad you’re not them…
1. Tuff_fish
If you haven’t heard Tony Sandstrom’s legendary rants you need to head straight to YouTube. The man known as ‘tuff_fish’ became a legend when videos of him losing online surfaced. As his catchphrase, ‘F*%k me to goddamn tears!’ implies, he’s not the greatest loser.
2. Brandon Cantu
If you want to watch a grown man crumble into a whiny toddler you could do worse than watch Brandon Cantu cry how he lost heads-up in a 2012 WSOPE event. Also look out for the presenter attempt to refrain from laughing.
3. The Congressman’s son
When you are the son of a United States Congressman you should probably avoid making a buffoon of yourself online. Luckily for us, this privileged child didn’t agree – he really worked that guy!
4. I could kill a penguin
Sometimes swearing is really funny. Especially when it’s by two cartoons characters in a sauna, raging about the injustices of a bad beat. We’ve all been there…
5. Phil Hellmuth
No list of poker rants is complete without an appearance from the Poker Brat.
